A Door in Wonderland

May 18

nativeamericannews:

 ‘A New Language,’ a Poem by Casandra M. Lopez for National Poetry Month
A NEW LANGUAGE My words are always collapsing upon themselves, they feel too tight in my mouth. I want a new language. One with at least 50 words for grief and 50 words for love, so I can offer them to the living who mourn the dead. I want a language that understands sister-pain and heart-hurt. So when I tell you Brother is my hook of heart, you will see the needle threading me to the others, numbered men, women and children of our grit spit city. I want a language to tell you about 2010’s 37th homicide. The unsolved, all I know about a man, my city turned to number, always sparking memory, back to longer days when: Ocean is the mouth of summer. Our shell fingers drive into sand, searching–we find tiny silver sand crabs we scoop and scoop till we bore and go in search of tangy seaweed.

nativeamericannews:

‘A New Language,’ a Poem by Casandra M. Lopez for National Poetry Month

A NEW LANGUAGE My words are always collapsing upon themselves, they feel too tight in my mouth. I want a new language. One with at least 50 words for grief and 50 words for love, so I can offer them to the living who mourn the dead. I want a language that understands sister-pain and heart-hurt. So when I tell you Brother is my hook of heart, you will see the needle threading me to the others, numbered men, women and children of our grit spit city. I want a language to tell you about 2010’s 37th homicide. The unsolved, all I know about a man, my city turned to number, always sparking memory, back to longer days when: Ocean is the mouth of summer. Our shell fingers drive into sand, searching–we find tiny silver sand crabs we scoop and scoop till we bore and go in search of tangy seaweed.

(via jar0fstars)

yukidama:

sailorpizza:

smallnightbird:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!


gimme

wow an angel baby

BAAAAABBYYYYY

yukidama:

sailorpizza:

smallnightbird:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat foundNiumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

gimme

wow an angel baby

BAAAAABBYYYYY

(via caligaes)

May 17

auncyen:

elfpen:

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:


The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.


I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

Know your boolean phrasology

…what bothers me is all the classes I had to sit through going over various boolean terms AND STILL NEVER COVERED THE ~ OR “..”

auncyen:

elfpen:

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:

The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.

image

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

Know your boolean phrasology

…what bothers me is all the classes I had to sit through going over various boolean terms AND STILL NEVER COVERED THE ~ OR “..”

(via errors-dot-avi)

GEm: Watching Hannibal online -

lorentztransformation:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

First of all, if you don’t live in the USA, download this extension.

Now, the NBC and Hulu only have the last 5 episodes. It’s important that you use those websites if you can, so the views are counted. They also provide English subtitles. For the other ones (as well as the fourth episode, which didn’t air and is not there) you can use whatever sources you want, those I’ve put here are merely suggestions.

Episodes

I’ll be posting a new list every Friday :)

Bon appétit!

Useful things!

Or you can also be like me and have years of iTunes gift cards saved up and unused and just buy the season pass on iTunes.

thank YOUUUUUU 

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synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing” 

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.” 

(Source: threelivestoiled, via halfsey)

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Hannibal  ;;  Apéritif

Hannibal  ;;  Apéritif

(Source: showmeyourpasodoble)

May 16

natazilla:

princess peach

natazilla:

princess peach

(via pyre-and-fire)

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May 15

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pyre-and-fire:

drakonlily:

katimus:

stitchedmoon:

idiot-wagon:

kyuubeymon:

gavinquest:

nilesytier:

ambitiousbard:

fefairi:

encryptionmodus:

kankrisleepwithmevantas:

ninjasliveonvenus:

goddammitmatsuda:

pintsizedfangirl:

3ridan:

togamis:

a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget

a 3000 year old egyptian thief king spirit who has no idea about the modern world and some bratty incest blonde kid who lived in tombs for most of his life

A little shit who gets himself and his flat-mate in trouble cuz of his brains

two smartasses who fight a lot and solve crimes and hate each other

a part-magical-dog mail lady and a self-appointed mayor who likes eating chalk

a highly feminine male grim reaper paired with some demon butler who signed a contract with a 12 year old 

a grey skinned cat woman and a troll jesus thats dead

three gray skinned goat ladies with really big horns and a grey fish lady with copious amounts of happiness and hair

some red asshole and an EXTREME PACIFIST are dating behind EXTREME PACIFIST’S older brother’s back and somehow everyone except for the red asshole is dead

when a grumpy mage and an asshole scientist hate each other very much, they fuck.

this baseball player with 4 eyes and this androgynous person who puppeteers him snuggle a lot and sometimes this guy that wears a cat’s face joins them

A 4 ft tall cue-ball headed faceless white satan with a death wish for his master and the bald alien woman who created him and also got a death wish from him and became space.

Well dressed gangster has sex with cranky tailor working for rival gang.

Lonely middle aged space politician flirts awkwardly with Robocop on the job, and they settle down and adopt a little girl who reminds them of their dead kids.

Lonely middle aged war veteran cannot adjust to civilian life, but he attracts the attention of a sword toting religious nut with no eyebrows that appreciates his violence.

One of them tries to eat the other one’s heart. 

Drak that joke I can’t no no

Hannibal Lecter: A study of not taking rejection very well. 
<3

pyre-and-fire:

drakonlily:

katimus:

stitchedmoon:

idiot-wagon:

kyuubeymon:

gavinquest:

nilesytier:

ambitiousbard:

fefairi:

encryptionmodus:

kankrisleepwithmevantas:

ninjasliveonvenus:

goddammitmatsuda:

pintsizedfangirl:

3ridan:

togamis:

a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget

a 3000 year old egyptian thief king spirit who has no idea about the modern world and some bratty incest blonde kid who lived in tombs for most of his life

A little shit who gets himself and his flat-mate in trouble cuz of his brains

two smartasses who fight a lot and solve crimes and hate each other

a part-magical-dog mail lady and a self-appointed mayor who likes eating chalk

a highly feminine male grim reaper paired with some demon butler who signed a contract with a 12 year old 

a grey skinned cat woman and a troll jesus thats dead

three gray skinned goat ladies with really big horns and a grey fish lady with copious amounts of happiness and hair

some red asshole and an EXTREME PACIFIST are dating behind EXTREME PACIFIST’S older brother’s back and somehow everyone except for the red asshole is dead

when a grumpy mage and an asshole scientist hate each other very much, they fuck.

this baseball player with 4 eyes and this androgynous person who puppeteers him snuggle a lot and sometimes this guy that wears a cat’s face joins them

A 4 ft tall cue-ball headed faceless white satan with a death wish for his master and the bald alien woman who created him and also got a death wish from him and became space.

Well dressed gangster has sex with cranky tailor working for rival gang.

Lonely middle aged space politician flirts awkwardly with Robocop on the job, and they settle down and adopt a little girl who reminds them of their dead kids.

Lonely middle aged war veteran cannot adjust to civilian life, but he attracts the attention of a sword toting religious nut with no eyebrows that appreciates his violence.

One of them tries to eat the other one’s heart. 

Drak that joke I can’t no no

Hannibal Lecter: A study of not taking rejection very well. 

<3

(Source: oeste)

katimus:

stitchedmoon:

idiot-wagon:

kyuubeymon:

gavinquest:

nilesytier:

ambitiousbard:

fefairi:

encryptionmodus:

kankrisleepwithmevantas:

ninjasliveonvenus:

goddammitmatsuda:

pintsizedfangirl:

3ridan:

togamis:

a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget

a 3000 year old egyptian thief king spirit who has no idea about the modern world and some bratty incest blonde kid who lived in tombs for most of his life

A little shit who gets himself and his flat-mate in trouble cuz of his brains

two smartasses who fight a lot and solve crimes and hate each other

a part-magical-dog mail lady and a self-appointed mayor who likes eating chalk

a highly feminine male grim reaper paired with some demon butler who signed a contract with a 12 year old 

a grey skinned cat woman and a troll jesus thats dead

three gray skinned goat ladies with really big horns and a grey fish lady with copious amounts of happiness and hair

some red asshole and an EXTREME PACIFIST are dating behind EXTREME PACIFIST’S older brother’s back and somehow everyone except for the red asshole is dead

when a grumpy mage and an asshole scientist hate each other very much, they fuck.

this baseball player with 4 eyes and this androgynous person who puppeteers him snuggle a lot and sometimes this guy that wears a cat’s face joins them

A 4 ft tall cue-ball headed faceless white satan with a death wish for his master and the bald alien woman who created him and also got a death wish from him and became space.

Well dressed gangster has sex with cranky tailor working for rival gang.

Lonely middle aged space politician flirts awkwardly with Robocop on the job, and they settle down and adopt a little girl who reminds them of their dead kids.

Lonely middle aged war veteran cannot adjust to civilian life, but he attracts the attention of a sword toting religious nut with no eyebrows that appreciates his violence.

One of them tries to eat the other one&#8217;s heart. 

katimus:

stitchedmoon:

idiot-wagon:

kyuubeymon:

gavinquest:

nilesytier:

ambitiousbard:

fefairi:

encryptionmodus:

kankrisleepwithmevantas:

ninjasliveonvenus:

goddammitmatsuda:

pintsizedfangirl:

3ridan:

togamis:

a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget

a 3000 year old egyptian thief king spirit who has no idea about the modern world and some bratty incest blonde kid who lived in tombs for most of his life

A little shit who gets himself and his flat-mate in trouble cuz of his brains

two smartasses who fight a lot and solve crimes and hate each other

a part-magical-dog mail lady and a self-appointed mayor who likes eating chalk

a highly feminine male grim reaper paired with some demon butler who signed a contract with a 12 year old 

a grey skinned cat woman and a troll jesus thats dead

three gray skinned goat ladies with really big horns and a grey fish lady with copious amounts of happiness and hair

some red asshole and an EXTREME PACIFIST are dating behind EXTREME PACIFIST’S older brother’s back and somehow everyone except for the red asshole is dead

when a grumpy mage and an asshole scientist hate each other very much, they fuck.

this baseball player with 4 eyes and this androgynous person who puppeteers him snuggle a lot and sometimes this guy that wears a cat’s face joins them

A 4 ft tall cue-ball headed faceless white satan with a death wish for his master and the bald alien woman who created him and also got a death wish from him and became space.

Well dressed gangster has sex with cranky tailor working for rival gang.

Lonely middle aged space politician flirts awkwardly with Robocop on the job, and they settle down and adopt a little girl who reminds them of their dead kids.

Lonely middle aged war veteran cannot adjust to civilian life, but he attracts the attention of a sword toting religious nut with no eyebrows that appreciates his violence.

One of them tries to eat the other one’s heart. 

(Source: oeste)

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