Ask me anything!

Dear Hojo:

jar0fstars:

Baby, thinking about the bulk of your tert-butoxide in my olefin has me diene. C’mon, dealkylate my little toulene until it’s aromatic—I want to feel your lone pair bumping against my conjugation. Mm, I could just pull out your ketone and tautomerize it enol night long.

Tell me my electronegativity gives you a dipole moment. Flip my halide and substitute me with a back side attack. Your hydrolysis will open my cyclic ester every time until you leave me quivering in a mess of carboxylic acid

I’m hybridized for your orbitals: give me your pi bond and I’ll show you all my resonance structures.

~Lucy

Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

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    It’s dangerous to encourage me. go alone. Take this: Baby, I want your luscious protons to neutralize my alkoxide.~ This...
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    Never stop. c:
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