A Door in Wonderland

strange-hearts: “You should really let me dress you.”

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:04:31 -0400

strange-hearts:

“You should really let me dress you.”

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:38:00 -0400

almightykushlord: “please let me in the house dad i am scare”

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:49 -0400

almightykushlord:

“please let me in the house dad i am scare”

slushpilehell: Now for weeks I’d tell you this is surely the last manuscript I am sending you (I...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:01:00 -0400

slushpilehell:

Now for weeks I’d tell you this is surely the last manuscript I am sending you (I truly thought so) but God said last night I was wrong because we had not reached seven, well now we have I have attached manuscript number 17, focus on the seven not one and also it has seven chapters.

Dude, go ahead and write the other 760 manuscripts. We all know that’s where this is heading.

nativeamericannews: ‘A New Language,’ a Poem by Casandra M....

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:01:40 -0400

nativeamericannews:

‘A New Language,’ a Poem by Casandra M. Lopez for National Poetry Month

A NEW LANGUAGE My words are always collapsing upon themselves, they feel too tight in my mouth. I want a new language. One with at least 50 words for grief and 50 words for love, so I can offer them to the living who mourn the dead. I want a language that understands sister-pain and heart-hurt. So when I tell you Brother is my hook of heart, you will see the needle threading me to the others, numbered men, women and children of our grit spit city. I want a language to tell you about 2010’s 37th homicide. The unsolved, all I know about a man, my city turned to number, always sparking memory, back to longer days when: Ocean is the mouth of summer. Our shell fingers drive into sand, searching–we find tiny silver sand crabs we scoop and scoop till we bore and go in search of tangy seaweed.

yukidama: sailorpizza: smallnightbird: smallnightbird: New...

Sat, 18 May 2013 08:01:08 -0400

yukidama:

sailorpizza:

smallnightbird:

smallnightbird:

New species of bat found, Niumbaha superba, and it’s adorable.

Oh wow! I’m glad people are as excited about animals as I am. Here’s some additional photos. Fun fact: this bat is so different from others that a new genus was created!

gimme

wow an angel baby

BAAAAABBYYYYY

auncyen: elfpen: killsmedead: lizznotliz: gigidowns |...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:18:44 -0400

auncyen:

elfpen:

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:

The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

Know your boolean phrasology

…what bothers me is all the classes I had to sit through going over various boolean terms AND STILL NEVER COVERED THE ~ OR “..”

GEm: Watching Hannibal online

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:04:57 -0400

GEm: Watching Hannibal online:

lorentztransformation:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

First of all, if you don’t live in the USA, download this extension.

Now, the NBC and Hulu only have the last 5 episodes. It’s important that you use those websites if you can, so the views are counted. They also provide English subtitles. For the other ones (as well as the fourth episode, which didn’t air and is not there) you can use whatever sources you want, those I’ve put here are merely suggestions.

Episodes

1st “Aperitif” Amazon (it’s free!) or here or here.

2nd “Amuse-Bouche” Here or here.

3rd “Potage” Hulu or NBC

4rth “Ceuf” (œuf) Here or here or here.

5th “Coquilles“ Hulu or NBC

6th “Entrée“ Hulu or NBC

7th “Sorbet“ Hulu or NBC

8th “Fromage” Hulu or NBC

I’ll be posting a new list every Friday :)

Bon appétit!

Useful things!

Or you can also be like me and have years of iTunes gift cards saved up and unused and just buy the season pass on iTunes.

thank YOUUUUUU

For the first time in a long while, I see a possibility of...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:04:36 -0400

For the first time in a long while, I see a possibility of friendship.

synchronoise-ity: Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor “get in the fucking...

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:03:36 -0400

synchronoise-ity:

Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor

“get in the fucking tardis GOD”

“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”

doctor, where are we?

“in the shit.”

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:01:38 -0400

Hannibal ;; Apéritif

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:01:15 -0400

Hannibal ;; Apéritif

natazilla: princess peach

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:02:20 -0400

natazilla:

princess peach

inthelittlemoment: clype: How Animals Eat Their Food this is...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:00:58 -0400

inthelittlemoment:

clype:

How Animals Eat Their Food

this is my fav thing omg.

The last one tho

nbchannibal: “I didn’t poison you, Tobias. I wouldn’t do that...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:03:30 -0400

nbchannibal:

“I didn’t poison you, Tobias. I wouldn’t do that to the food.”

pyre-and-fire: drakonlily: katimus: stitchedmoon: idiot-wagon...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:48:20 -0400

pyre-and-fire:

drakonlily:

katimus:

stitchedmoon:

idiot-wagon:

kyuubeymon:

gavinquest:

nilesytier:

ambitiousbard:

fefairi:

encryptionmodus:

kankrisleepwithmevantas:

ninjasliveonvenus:

goddammitmatsuda:

pintsizedfangirl:

3ridan:

togamis:

a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget

a 3000 year old egyptian thief king spirit who has no idea about the modern world and some bratty incest blonde kid who lived in tombs for most of his life

A little shit who gets himself and his flat-mate in trouble cuz of his brains

two smartasses who fight a lot and solve crimes and hate each other

a part-magical-dog mail lady and a self-appointed mayor who likes eating chalk

a highly feminine male grim reaper paired with some demon butler who signed a contract with a 12 year old

a grey skinned cat woman and a troll jesus thats dead

three gray skinned goat ladies with really big horns and a grey fish lady with copious amounts of happiness and hair

some red asshole and an EXTREME PACIFIST are dating behind EXTREME PACIFIST’S older brother’s back and somehow everyone except for the red asshole is dead

when a grumpy mage and an asshole scientist hate each other very much, they fuck.

this baseball player with 4 eyes and this androgynous person who puppeteers him snuggle a lot and sometimes this guy that wears a cat’s face joins them

A 4 ft tall cue-ball headed faceless white satan with a death wish for his master and the bald alien woman who created him and also got a death wish from him and became space.

Well dressed gangster has sex with cranky tailor working for rival gang.

Lonely middle aged space politician flirts awkwardly with Robocop on the job, and they settle down and adopt a little girl who reminds them of their dead kids.

Lonely middle aged war veteran cannot adjust to civilian life, but he attracts the attention of a sword toting religious nut with no eyebrows that appreciates his violence.

One of them tries to eat the other one’s heart.

~~Drak that joke I can’t no no~~

Hannibal Lecter: A study of not taking rejection very well.

katimus: stitchedmoon: idiot-wagon: kyuubeymon: gavinquest: ...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:45:25 -0400

katimus:

stitchedmoon:

idiot-wagon:

kyuubeymon:

gavinquest:

nilesytier:

ambitiousbard:

fefairi:

encryptionmodus:

kankrisleepwithmevantas:

ninjasliveonvenus:

goddammitmatsuda:

pintsizedfangirl:

3ridan:

togamis:

a soda addicted mechanic who cries a lot with an evil blonde midget

a 3000 year old egyptian thief king spirit who has no idea about the modern world and some bratty incest blonde kid who lived in tombs for most of his life

A little shit who gets himself and his flat-mate in trouble cuz of his brains

two smartasses who fight a lot and solve crimes and hate each other

a part-magical-dog mail lady and a self-appointed mayor who likes eating chalk

a highly feminine male grim reaper paired with some demon butler who signed a contract with a 12 year old

a grey skinned cat woman and a troll jesus thats dead

three gray skinned goat ladies with really big horns and a grey fish lady with copious amounts of happiness and hair

some red asshole and an EXTREME PACIFIST are dating behind EXTREME PACIFIST’S older brother’s back and somehow everyone except for the red asshole is dead

when a grumpy mage and an asshole scientist hate each other very much, they fuck.

this baseball player with 4 eyes and this androgynous person who puppeteers him snuggle a lot and sometimes this guy that wears a cat’s face joins them

A 4 ft tall cue-ball headed faceless white satan with a death wish for his master and the bald alien woman who created him and also got a death wish from him and became space.

Well dressed gangster has sex with cranky tailor working for rival gang.

Lonely middle aged space politician flirts awkwardly with Robocop on the job, and they settle down and adopt a little girl who reminds them of their dead kids.

Lonely middle aged war veteran cannot adjust to civilian life, but he attracts the attention of a sword toting religious nut with no eyebrows that appreciates his violence.

One of them tries to eat the other one’s heart.

lorentztransformation: drakonlily: lorentztransformation: drak...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:20:51 -0400

lorentztransformation:

drakonlily:

lorentztransformation:

drakonlily:

lorentztransformation:

drakonlily:

nbchannibal:

Tobias’ stare is unnerving to say the least.

I sort of want to see Will and Franklyn interact. Mostly because it’s pretty obvious that Hannibal is obsessed with a scruffy boat mechanic with ten dogs.

A scruffy boat mechanic with ten dogs and an inability to integrate himself into normal society.

And who dresses like he got tenure at a university in the forties.

And who sleep walks.

And who fucking organizes his underwear drawer with more care than the Library of Congress.

And who probably does not appreciate or understand that opera. Or fine cheeses.

This would make Franklyn mad. And Will wouldn’t care. Because Will.

I’m pretty sure Will eats American cheese and is vaguely aware of shredded cheese as different than American cheese and being a mix of cheeses, but not what kind.

He eats it in white bread sandwiches, the bread having been kept in the fridge. There’s dog hair in it because there’s dog hair everywhere, and when he’s feeling really fancy he puts ham on his sandwiches. Maybe some mayo.

This is my ~~design~~ headcanon.

And Franklyn calls Tobias just so he can rant and rave about how bad of a choice Will is.

Will has like the bargain bag of chicken nuggets in his freezer. Hannibal refuses to touch it.

He cleans a lot, I mean, I have two dogs and I don’t have a place that clean.

The mystery of life is how does Will have the body he does when he sustains himself on government cheese, freezerburned objects and cheap canned beer.

Franklyn will call him a trophy boyfriend.

You can clean as much as you want, but animal hair follows physical rules that scientists have yet to figure out. It’s probably got something to do with a quantum theory of fundamental forces.

Will does much of his shopping at Costco, both for food and clothing. Everything is Kirkland brand. Everything is frozen. He defrosts things in microwaves. Most of his condiments and spices are older than he is, having been purchased by someone else and moved living places with him.

Franklyn will stalk Will and Will will never notice, and he will report all of his findings to Tobias who is busy stalking Hannibal.

Who is stalking his next rabbit.

It’ll be like some sort of Almodovar film.

This is truth, people who have never been to my house have my mamlute’s fur on them sometimes.

Will shall eventually notice Franklyn, and not care. He won’t know why Franklyn hates him, but on a scale of fucks given, he rates a 2.

Will also buys most of his teeshirts/boxers/shorts in packs.

Tobias will finally tell Hannibal that he is not happy that Franklyn is obsessed with him. Hannibal will say neither is he.

Then Hannibal will invite Will over for dinner. Because he has a wonderful new recipe to try.

lorentztransformation: drakonlily: lorentztransformation: drak...

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:51:52 -0400

lorentztransformation:

drakonlily:

lorentztransformation:

drakonlily:

nbchannibal:

Tobias’ stare is unnerving to say the least.

I sort of want to see Will and Franklyn interact. Mostly because it’s pretty obvious that Hannibal is obsessed with a scruffy boat mechanic with ten dogs.

A scruffy boat mechanic with ten dogs and an inability to integrate himself into normal society.

And who dresses like he got tenure at a university in the forties.

And who sleep walks.

And who fucking organizes his underwear drawer with more care than the Library of Congress.

And who probably does not appreciate or understand that opera. Or fine cheeses.

This would make Franklyn mad. And Will wouldn’t care. Because Will.

I’m pretty sure Will eats American cheese and is vaguely aware of shredded cheese as different than American cheese and being a mix of cheeses, but not what kind.

He eats it in white bread sandwiches, the bread having been kept in the fridge. There’s dog hair in it because there’s dog hair everywhere, and when he’s feeling really fancy he puts ham on his sandwiches. Maybe some mayo.

This is my ~~design~~ headcanon.

And Franklyn calls Tobias just so he can rant and rave about how bad of a choice Will is.

Will has like the bargain bag of chicken nuggets in his freezer. Hannibal refuses to touch it.

He cleans a lot, I mean, I have two dogs and I don’t have a place that clean.

The mystery of life is how does Will have the body he does when he sustains himself on government cheese, freezerburned objects and cheap canned beer.

Franklyn will call him a trophy boyfriend.

Reblog or like if you post:

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:47:38 -0400

darrenloveschris:

Hannibal (hannigram)

Mads Mikkelsen

Hugh Dancy

Star Trek (kirk/spock)

Chris Pine

Zachary quinto

And I’ll follow you!!! It’s ok if you don’t ship my ships :D

I really need more of them on my dashboard~