Baby, thinking about the bulk of your tert-butoxide in my olefin has me diene. C’mon, dealkylate my little toulene until it’s aromatic—I want to feel your lone pair bumping against my conjugation. Mm, I could just pull out your ketone and tautomerize it enol night long.
Tell me my electronegativity gives you a dipole moment. Flip my halide and substitute me with a back side attack. Your hydrolysis will open my cyclic ester every time until you leave me quivering in a mess of carboxylic acid
I’m hybridized for your orbitals: give me your pi bond and I’ll show you all my resonance structures.
Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.