(206): look, if 10am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Submission by aboyscoutandabrownie
(303): Welcome to the first annual slutathon, and may the men be ever in our favor.
Submission by aboyscoutandabrownie
Punking up the ponies!
Rainbow Dash | Rarity | Twilight Sparkle
Fluttershy | Applejack | Pinkie Pie by fusspot
I really, really love these.
PINKIE PIE
yah, I’m so totally Rarity. And it makes my heart smiles, because they aren’t all just light skinned… :)
(719): I’m stealing this baby.
(1-719): Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
(Source: stereotypicalusername123)
(210):
I just took a dump to end all dumps.
Other dumps have already written ballads about it.
Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
[Published the wrong draft - PonyPixels]
(Source: tsundere-images)
(702): I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I’m an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills, and the fact that children love me.
(1-702): True on all accounts.
(518): HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
(270): It took too long for people to come up with things for “never have I ever” so we had to change it to “don’t judge me but…”
Submission by fried-mango-slushies
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(678): did u really fuck my little sister???
(706): im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with “mess”
(207): You are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy
Submission by fried-mango-slushies
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