Ask me anything!
posted 2 months ago by drakonlily via asofterfinalfantasy and tagged as ffvii submission
posted 3 months ago by drakonlily via mansplained and tagged as male professor submission
cat-shaming:

My name is Artie. I tried to murder the cable man by shoving the rolling ottoman in front of him while he walked. He tripped, but unfortunately mom foiled my dastardly plan by catching him before he hit his head on the desk. I am only sorry that I failed.

cat-shaming:

My name is Artie. I tried to murder the cable man by shoving the rolling ottoman in front of him while he walked. He tripped, but unfortunately mom foiled my dastardly plan by catching him before he hit his head on the desk. I am only sorry that I failed.

posted 4 months ago by MARILYN via cat-shaming and tagged as cat shaming submission
cat-shaming:

Ducky also likes to keep you captive by sitting in your pants and refusing to move. He is a very heavy cat.

cat-shaming:

Ducky also likes to keep you captive by sitting in your pants and refusing to move. He is a very heavy cat.

eschergirls:

euniko submitted:

interesting references

Some pretty interesting fighting poses to look at, for those interested in some references. :)

eschergirls:

euniko submitted:

interesting references

Some pretty interesting fighting poses to look at, for those interested in some references. :)

posted 5 months ago by drakonlily via fashion-jerk and tagged as reference awesome submission
texts-from-ponyville:

(206): look, if 10am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Submission by aboyscoutandabrownie

texts-from-ponyville:

(206): look, if 10am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.

Submission by aboyscoutandabrownie

sharkswithanimeeyes:

Submitted by ask-luna-and-friends:

Sorry. So sorry.

Shhh no. Don’t be sorry. Don’t ever be sorry.

sharkswithanimeeyes:

Submitted by ask-luna-and-friends:

Sorry. So sorry.

Shhh no. Don’t be sorry. Don’t ever be sorry.

texts-from-ponyville:

614: Ever wake up still drunk and confused?

330: …aren’t you at work?

614: I AM THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE

Submission by drakonlily

LOOK I MADE TEXTS FROM PONYVILLE

cat-shaming:

Oberon is the great houdini of the house. He knows how to get into every locked cabinet, every locked cat-food-bin…and he will open them for the other cats regardless of if he wants what’s inside.

cat-shaming:

Oberon is the great houdini of the house. He knows how to get into every locked cabinet, every locked cat-food-bin…and he will open them for the other cats regardless of if he wants what’s inside.

posted 6 months ago by drakonlily via cat-shaming and tagged as cat shaming naughty submission
curveappeal:

24, California, 5’7” 190 lbs
I currently weigh the most I’ve ever weighed in my life and it’s totally fine, though I want to lose weight mostly for health reasons…I love myself and my body and more women need to be proud!

curveappeal:

24, California, 5’7” 190 lbs

I currently weigh the most I’ve ever weighed in my life and it’s totally fine, though I want to lose weight mostly for health reasons…I love myself and my body and more women need to be proud!

dogshaming:

I have found several underwear nests in her dog bed…and on my bed. Charming.

dogshaming:

I have found several underwear nests in her dog bed…and on my bed. Charming.

posted 6 months ago by Mary Kate via dogshaming and tagged as dog shaming submission
darlingfacistbullyboy:

clintcatalyst:

A.F. Vandevoorst : Fall/Winter 2012/13
“Absence is the new presence. Anonymity is the new celebrity.”

WAIT NO HOLY SHIT

darlingfacistbullyboy:

clintcatalyst:

A.F. Vandevoorst : Fall/Winter 2012/13

“Absence is the new presence. Anonymity is the new celebrity.”

WAIT NO HOLY SHIT