My name is Artie. I tried to murder the cable man by shoving the rolling ottoman in front of him while he walked. He tripped, but unfortunately mom foiled my dastardly plan by catching him before he hit his head on the desk. I am only sorry that I failed.
Ducky also likes to keep you captive by sitting in your pants and refusing to move. He is a very heavy cat.
Oberon is the great houdini of the house. He knows how to get into every locked cabinet, every locked cat-food-bin…and he will open them for the other cats regardless of if he wants what’s inside.
24, California, 5’7” 190 lbs
I currently weigh the most I’ve ever weighed in my life and it’s totally fine, though I want to lose weight mostly for health reasons…I love myself and my body and more women need to be proud!
I have found several underwear nests in her dog bed…and on my bed. Charming.